Unabated Sports

A Lexington radio station, WKQQ, unveiled a motivational billboard at the beginning of the football season. Kitten, the overnight DJ, was willing to remove a piece of clothing for every win that the University of Kentucky football team accumulated this season. I know, pretty farking cool. But in order to see something worthwhile, we were relying on a program that is less-than-stellar. The results? She lost a pair of shoes and a long-sleeve shirt. C'mon, you scrubs! This method worked for the Cleveland friggen' Indians, why couldn't it work on you? Heck, they could probably keep this going and it would be 2007 before she showed any decent amount of skin. Too bad she won't do this during basketball season.

Actually, I guess they got enough wins to make the billboard censor-worthy so maybe I shouldn't be that hard on the team. But a few more wins would have been nice. I'm also glad Jeff wasn't inspired by this promotion and tried to replicate it with similar pictures of himself.